"And yet it would be a relief in a way not to be bothered with it any more. It has been so growing on my mind lately. Sometimes I have felt it was like an eye looking at me. And I am always wanting to put it on and disappear, don't you know, or wondering if it is safe, and pulling it out to make sure. I tried locking it up, but I found I couldn't reset without it in my pocket. I don't know why. And I don't seem able to make up my mind." — Bilbo Baggins
First, get one or more of these browsers (why not Firefox?)
Then download and run the Plucky installer.
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